Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Designing two nuclear reactors in latin while running a 10k

Designing two nuclear reactors in latin while running a 10k
The bundles of uranium should be at least 50 centimeters...

Tack vare random nätperson Anna P. för hjälp med latinet :-)

Monday, April 27, 2009

Libera Encyclopaedia

Check it out! Latin Wikipedia: http://la.wikipedia.org

Isn't it crazy that Pliny the Elder could time travel to the present and read about the atomic bomb in his mother tongue?

Friday, February 20, 2009

The most tortured physical analogy of all time

It is with great pleasure that I present to you, ladies and gentlemen, this, the most tortured physical analogy of all time.

It will come as no surprise that this analogy is from electrical engineering, a field filled nearly to bursting with absurd fictions.

Even if you aren't familier with basic electrical circuits, have a look at this circuit diagram of a camera's flash:

The circuit

Now, compare and contrast with this baffling and bafflingly unrelated diagram of a cabin's water supply:

The tortured physical analogy

Which part of the circuit is the ball valve? What about the other valve? Where the hell is lake superior in the circuit diagram?

Has anybody ever encountered something worse?

Ironically enough, while writing this post, I finally got the analogy. It's really not too bad!

Monday, February 16, 2009

1st Annual Fictitious Logo Contest: The English Language

It is with great pleasure that I announce the first annual Fictitious Logo Contest!

The rules are simple: create and submit a logo for the English language. It should be suitable for publications and advertisements promoting the language, both printed and electronic.

The winner, determined by online poll, will receive a small box of Solstickan matches, Sweden's preferred match since 1936.

The deadline for submissions is March 15th, 11:59pm.

Good luck!

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Fabulous abuse of the C Preprocessor

From an open source kernel extension I was making some changes to:

// warning: egregious abuse of preprocessor follows!
#define private public
#define protected public
#include <IOKit/hidsystem/IOHIDSystem.h>
#undef private
#undef protected


I really just have no words...

Friday, February 6, 2009

Famous trees

One of the most surprisingly interesting pages on wikipedia is this list of famous trees.