Monday, September 21, 2009

How to make dinner*

*assumes you are Casey Rodarmor

1. Get home to your coop at 3:30am after 8 semi-productive hours of studying and wasting time at Soda Hall

2. Make two open faced sandwiches, each consisting of half a bread roll spread with some sambal oelek from the gigantic jar in the fridge, and a whole avocado

3. Eat your sandwiches standing up in the kitchen while listening to this song over and over again on your ipod. Make sure you're mouthing the lyrics, dancing spasmodically, and thinking about writing this post

4. Go to sleep

PS Just kidding, don't go to bed. Instead, read about databases for an hour or two.